Jaclyn told me that she had to go the bathroom.  I said "Oh good girl, let's go!"  She then knelt down on her heel and said, "Actually, no.  If I put my shoe on my bum, then I don't have to go anymore."

Jacey and I were sitting on the couch together playing a game.  Behind us on the sofa table is our hamster, Juno.  Whenever it's time to change her cage, you can get wafts of dirty hamster cage smell from time to time.  While we were there, a very strong smell drifted by us.  The smell absolutely revolts me.  Jacey's response to it, was, "Mmmm, something smells yummy...like meat."

I was helping Jaclyn get dressed up for her first dance class and she tooted.  Like always, she announced, "I tooted!!" with a big grin on her face.  I told her that she needed to just say "excuse me" instead of announcing it.  She asked me what she should do if she tooted in dance class.  I said, "say excuse me." And she said, in her most low, growly, angry, mean, sassy voice, "And then I will say, DON'T LAUGH BALLET KIDS!!!!"  Don't get on Jaclyn's bad side ballet kids!

Jacey and Jaclyn were sitting at the table eating breakfast together and Jeffrey and I overheard this conversation.  Jaclyn said, "Ewww, what's that smell?!?!" Jacey replied, "I tooted." Jaclyn said excitedly, "I tooted!"  Jacey explained, "It's 'cause we tooted at the same time."

Jacey was talking about his favorite color being blue, and he said, "Thomas' favorite color is blue too. You want to know how I know?  One time I made him look at my blue shirt, and he smiled."  It must be true!